A GIF horticulture of Drake’s Glorious Dance Moves According to ‘Hotline Bling’

Last night, Drake started dancing. And as he started dancing, he unleashed a new taxonomy of dance moves ready for your next wedding, bar mitzvah, or wine Wednesday. It's all right if you have a poor mind-to-body connection — in fact, it's preferred! All that matters is that you're really feeling it. Drake validates anyon
e and everyone who has felt shame for dancing poorly. Drake is the great unifier of dance. Drake is us. We are all Drake.
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The Call Me Maybe:

 

The We Out Here ... in Wine Country!:

 

The Snoopy Is My Spirit Animal:

 

The I Have a Job That Gives Me a Work Phone:

 

The I'm Going to Turn This Car Around Right Now:

 

The Pleeeeeeeease:

 

The I'm Gonna Hit the Bathroom Real Quick:

 

The My Feet Hurt But I'm Still Going:

 

The Who Still Leaves Voice Mails??:

 

The Anti-Gravity Hump:

 

The Ugh! Get This Deer Tick Off My Leg!:

 

The I Came to a Salsa Club and I Know What's What: Suave!:

 

The Look, Babe! I'm a Bear!:

 

The BRB, Gonna Take a Power Nap on Serena's Ass:

The This Is Why I Got Swoll in the First Place (Haha):