Top 15 Wise and funny advise that people have given to others.....

1; If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. - 

2; I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - 

 

3; My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. - 

4; Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!

5; My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. 

6; In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care? - 

7; If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

8; Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you.

9; Christmas is the time when you buy presents with the money from next year. 

10; It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have 11; been better for us--oh infinitely better for us--if the serpent had been forbidden.

13;Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

14; Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

15; It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. - 

Written By: Hung Wei-Lee

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